Poobs Vs Double Breakfast Bin Lid Challenge

Now and again in human history there comes a time when the world sits on the edge of their seats, with bated breath.

1066 | Battle of Hastings.
1334-48 | The Black Plague
1453 | The Hundred Years War ends
1666 | First English language newspaper is published
1879 | Edison patents the electric lightbulb  
1914-18 | World War 1
1939-45 | World War 2
1961 | First humans in space
2001 | President of the American Empire, declares a "War on Terror"

all these events make us as a race (human), who we are today, and we can proudly announce here at Poobs Vs Food that we can add an another date to that list...

2011 | Poobs attempts his first food based challenege

You read that right, our hero, the defining man of this century, Poobs, has attempted his first set challenge.

Many of our readers have demanded that we set a task for Poobs to attempt, so we here at Poobs Vs Food have made this dream come true, with immense pride, I welcome all of you to...

Vs Double Breakfast Bin Lid Challenge

Over watched by our local God of Thunder, THOR, to make sure that no rules were broken. We set Poobs, the challenge of eating two entire Full English Breakfast Bin-Lids. A tremendous feat for any human digestive system, but was it too much for our man, Poobs?

Well as always we were there on the scene with camera in hand, to record this tremendous event in history, pictures to follow...

So we're half way through, one bin-lid down... We stopped for a moment to make sure our man in the field was ok. Poob's response was "Meh", we on the other hand were feeling rather nauseous, but we soldiered through, not wanting to miss a second of this record breaking attempt in motion... and so did our Hero

So had our man succeeded in his challenge, we brought in the big guns and turned to our guest referee, THOR, to make the final decision.

After studying closely all evidence, and after witnessing all of the carnage first hand, THOR made his final judgement and announced the winner of this momentous challenge...

POOBS

So for the record guys, that is Poobs 1 - Food 0.

When approached once again for comment on how he could achieve such a gastronomic task, our Man responded "I think I could go for third!". Unfortunatly, he didn't as he was going out for a Gammon based meal that evening with his Dearly Beloved, who's birthday is on Sunday and Poob's needs to buy her something special, because she deserves it...

oh and apparently we have pictures of the Gammon based feast as well on the way, once again courtesy of his wife, Anna...

Poobs VS The Rat Van: All Day Breakfast and Friends

Outside our place of work there is a little tiny Rat Van, ran by a rather attractive young lady, who like's to satisfy Poobs. Now before you all get up in arms, and start shouting "What about our Hero's loyal wife, Anna?", not in that way, get all of your minds out of the gutter, what this lady provides is Food, please note the capital F, that is not a typo, it's just that the type of food this lady brings into the world requires it.

For just the measly cost of £3.50, you can order from this delightful establishment an item only dreamed about and only ever created by the most adventurous of hung-over people, A Full-English Breakfast Bap... but that will be for another post, because this post is of a larger scale...

On this particular day, our Rat Van Lady had run out of Bin-Lid Baps, the required ingredient for one of these baps and our Hero was forced to order something else. Our Hero is a creature of habit, and thrown from this by the lack of baps, he went on an ordering rampage, ordering for himself, a Full-English Breakfast, a Chicken Burger and being such a loyal customer, our favourite lady even threw in a free slice of cake...

Now that doesn't sound much but lets put it into perspective:
2 full sausages, Slices of delicious bacon, a slice of black pudding, an egg, a huge amount of beans, some slices of tomato & a hand full of mushrooms all served, in a box all topped off with far too much GARLIC SAUCE & accompanied by 2 slices of toast, a home-made chicken burger and a delicious slice of blue-berry topped cake (also in the picture was a large £2 worth of juice from the local Co-op)...

Once again, I fail for words, so we'll fall back onto the pictures to do the talking for us: