From what you’ve seen and heard of our beloved hero and his goliath appetite, nothing can prepare you for the epic cholesterol & garlic sauce-fest that our man Poobs embarked on this week.From last Thursday, where the man mountain devoured his first full English breakfast bin lid, courtesy of our friendly neighbourhood Rat Van Lady, Poobs made it a quest to make it a full 7 working days of this Sandycroft delicacy.
“Working days only?” you say. Yes, I’m afraid he had the weekend off, but we’re sure he doesn’t rest easy. Rumour has it several cows have gone missing from local farms.
Anyway, for the non believers, here’s the weeks highlights in picture form:
Thursday: overseen by a guest fly
Friday: how lovingly he gazes at it
Monday: No bin lids, so double normal baps!
Tuesday: A true master at work!
Wednesday: Note same shirt as Monday, but different bap! + Sweets (unshared)
Thursday: Sizing up a slice
Friday: No Bin lids again! Double baps, extra sarnies & sweets (unshared)Yes, that’s right folks, barring 2 days where the rat van was in short supply of bin lid baps (where we were forced to substitute for 2 smaller ones instead, though he did add a triple decker BLT sandwich to make up for it on the Friday), our champion chomper has certainly eaten his weight in breakfast produce.
Plans to end the week in style with a challenging double breakfast bin lid combo unfortunately went awry, when the stock of baps ran dry! But our hero Poobs will return and take on the man vs double bin lid challenge and more like it in coming weeks! Stay tuned.
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