Poobs Vs The Mill House Meal Deal

Now it's been a while since there's been an update on here, now it's not because Poob's has stopped eating, oh no, although I must admit our Hero has cut down a lot, but mainly due to the fact that there's not been any difference in his diet, and while the want to update every meal does exist, it would just get equally as boring posting every day about our mountain of a man, Poobs, scoffing down his usual 2/3 burgers. So we've taken a small Hiatus until today...

Today was an office outing, a long time employee of the company was going on maternity and an outing of 20 of us headed out to a local establishment for our lunch time fairwell... Now the local establishment runs a lunch time special of 2 meals for a tenner (£10), designed to get couples into the pub for their lunch time meals, and even have a rule in place that one person can not actually participate in termendous deal, so when we booked seating for the event we had to book an extra seat, so that poobs could feel satisfied with his lunch... for Poobs did not want to share with another person in this amazing deal, oh no, our Hero could not see such a deal pass him by and not indulge his pallette, not feast upon it and sup down every penny  of this meal saver... No, Poobs ordered himself 2 meals, two full main course to satisfy his hunger and want for sustinance on this fateful friday lunch time...

Meal 1 -
10oz* Gammon Steak
Served with chips, peas, grilled tomato and
topped with a fried egg or pineapple.

Meal 2 -
Chicken Burger
Breaded chicken breast fillets topped with bacon, in a toasted bun with Heinz Classic
Burger Sauce and mixed leaves, served with chips and onion rings.

As usual, the English lanuage does not contain the words to describe such a feat of human gluttany,so I'll let the pictures do the talking, although nothing can ever compare to seeing such a feat in the flesh, with you're own mortal eyes...

When approached for comment, the mountain of a man only responded with "I wish we had time for dessert"...

Truely this is a man to be feared people, for one day I worry the flesh of animals may not truely be enough to satisfy him...

Poobs VS Burger King: The Remix!

Meet Poobs, 28 years old.... fed up with life, and the way things are going(1)...  Poobs decides to actually mix up his order at Burger King!

Forsaking his usual order of the Legendary Triple Whopper, our Man of the Moment, decided that he wanted a change, not something that happens in his life very often, instead he ordered for himself:

1 Double Whopper meal (super-sized) [including supersize Fanta and fries] 1600 calories
1 Double Cheese Burger 450 calories
1 Chicken Royal (with Cheese)  630 calories

that's a total of 2680 calories in one lunch time, that is 130 calories more than a full grown man should eat in an entire day!

at least he didn't go back for a kids meal this time I suppose...

Poobs VS Macdonald's 60 Piece Chicken McNuggets

Now as you all know by now, our Hero, is more than mere man, he is beast incarnate. This guy can chew through solid steal (trust me on this one, one day I'll have the bravery to photograph the state of his indestructible pens), so when we frequented our local MacDonald's the other day, we were quite shocked when the only thing the man of the moment ordered was a mere 20 Piece Chicken MacNugget Meal...

... Actually, let me clarify that, there is no such thing as a 20 Piece Chicken Nugget Meal, the meals only come in 3 varieties (4 MacNuggets, 6 MacNuggets & 9 MacNuggets), but they do sell a separate 20 Piece Chicken MacNuggets SHARING Box, so to accomplish this task our Hero ordered a SHARING Box, and then added onto his order a seperate order of Large Fries and a Oasis, coming to just over 1300 calories, now that doesn't sound much for our hero... and so we thought too, until he let us onto a little secret...

Poobs, had been to MacDonald's 4 days in a row, after work and had ordered the same thing on 3 of those 4 days, the other day he ordered one of the limited edition Taste of America burger... so even without that last burger that is 3900 calories worth of chicken nuggets and batter... over 3 days, that's not including what he had for lunch or dinner, or other various snacks throughout the day (pile of pens not included)...

Now, we weren't there with camera in hand for every visit, but we were there for the last one... so as always we have images...

Warning: Extra Burgers, Fry packets and empty drinks may of been added for dramatic effect in last image...