Poobs VS 8 Sandwich Mega Deal!

Everyone can relax, you can stop digging the bunker in the back garden and looking for other signs of the apocalypse... for today Poobs was back into his usual stride...

Now Poobs still tried to argue he was still following his diet, he was spending less money, argueing that all of the sandwiches involved in the chicken and bacon orgy were all reduced... reduced in price!!

To his credit, he did enjoy this monster feat of sexy sandwich eating for under £4...

but as a first for our hero, not only did we capture the event in photograph form, we've also captured some rare footage of the man in action... so please, can we have a round of applause as we introduce you to the first footage of the Poobs!

Poobs VS Burger King: The Remix!

Meet Poobs, 28 years old.... fed up with life, and the way things are going(1)...  Poobs decides to actually mix up his order at Burger King!

Forsaking his usual order of the Legendary Triple Whopper, our Man of the Moment, decided that he wanted a change, not something that happens in his life very often, instead he ordered for himself:

1 Double Whopper meal (super-sized) [including supersize Fanta and fries] 1600 calories
1 Double Cheese Burger 450 calories
1 Chicken Royal (with Cheese)  630 calories

that's a total of 2680 calories in one lunch time, that is 130 calories more than a full grown man should eat in an entire day!

at least he didn't go back for a kids meal this time I suppose...

Poobs VS Macdonald's 60 Piece Chicken McNuggets

Now as you all know by now, our Hero, is more than mere man, he is beast incarnate. This guy can chew through solid steal (trust me on this one, one day I'll have the bravery to photograph the state of his indestructible pens), so when we frequented our local MacDonald's the other day, we were quite shocked when the only thing the man of the moment ordered was a mere 20 Piece Chicken MacNugget Meal...

... Actually, let me clarify that, there is no such thing as a 20 Piece Chicken Nugget Meal, the meals only come in 3 varieties (4 MacNuggets, 6 MacNuggets & 9 MacNuggets), but they do sell a separate 20 Piece Chicken MacNuggets SHARING Box, so to accomplish this task our Hero ordered a SHARING Box, and then added onto his order a seperate order of Large Fries and a Oasis, coming to just over 1300 calories, now that doesn't sound much for our hero... and so we thought too, until he let us onto a little secret...

Poobs, had been to MacDonald's 4 days in a row, after work and had ordered the same thing on 3 of those 4 days, the other day he ordered one of the limited edition Taste of America burger... so even without that last burger that is 3900 calories worth of chicken nuggets and batter... over 3 days, that's not including what he had for lunch or dinner, or other various snacks throughout the day (pile of pens not included)...

Now, we weren't there with camera in hand for every visit, but we were there for the last one... so as always we have images...

Warning: Extra Burgers, Fry packets and empty drinks may of been added for dramatic effect in last image...

Poobs VS The Colossal Burger

To us mere mortals 'The Colossal Burger' from our local, The Bridge Inn, would sound like a bit of a struggle. And from personal experience, it is! To Poobs, it was no challenge at all! Watch in awe as he devastates this measly 'colossal' burger in mere seconds!


So big was this burger, that Poobs felt the need to try and hide behind it! Is our hero camera shy?? Nah.