Poobs Vs The Mill House Meal Deal

Now it's been a while since there's been an update on here, now it's not because Poob's has stopped eating, oh no, although I must admit our Hero has cut down a lot, but mainly due to the fact that there's not been any difference in his diet, and while the want to update every meal does exist, it would just get equally as boring posting every day about our mountain of a man, Poobs, scoffing down his usual 2/3 burgers. So we've taken a small Hiatus until today...

Today was an office outing, a long time employee of the company was going on maternity and an outing of 20 of us headed out to a local establishment for our lunch time fairwell... Now the local establishment runs a lunch time special of 2 meals for a tenner (£10), designed to get couples into the pub for their lunch time meals, and even have a rule in place that one person can not actually participate in termendous deal, so when we booked seating for the event we had to book an extra seat, so that poobs could feel satisfied with his lunch... for Poobs did not want to share with another person in this amazing deal, oh no, our Hero could not see such a deal pass him by and not indulge his pallette, not feast upon it and sup down every penny  of this meal saver... No, Poobs ordered himself 2 meals, two full main course to satisfy his hunger and want for sustinance on this fateful friday lunch time...

Meal 1 -
10oz* Gammon Steak
Served with chips, peas, grilled tomato and
topped with a fried egg or pineapple.

Meal 2 -
Chicken Burger
Breaded chicken breast fillets topped with bacon, in a toasted bun with Heinz Classic
Burger Sauce and mixed leaves, served with chips and onion rings.

As usual, the English lanuage does not contain the words to describe such a feat of human gluttany,so I'll let the pictures do the talking, although nothing can ever compare to seeing such a feat in the flesh, with you're own mortal eyes...

When approached for comment, the mountain of a man only responded with "I wish we had time for dessert"...

Truely this is a man to be feared people, for one day I worry the flesh of animals may not truely be enough to satisfy him...

Poobs VS Pizza Hut Buffet

Feeling down and low at the prospect of not going to see his favourite band (Megadeth BTW) at Sonisphere this year, an event that he has been looking forward to, since the moment it was mentioned, Poobs decided to drown his sorrows the only way that he knows how.... with FOOD!

Now we've not frequented our local Pizza Hut for many a moon, and our friendly waitress, who waits on us like no other, actually looked quite relieved to see us, possibly through fear that Poob's diet had finally gotten the better of him, but after being seen to our usual seats at the back Poob's unleashed his full fury onto the buffet with a total of 24 slices of pizza!

Let me put that into perspective for us mere mortals a Pizza is standardly cut into 8 slices of Pizza.. so that means that our Hero has eaten the equivalent to 3 at least Medium Sized Pizza Hut Pizza's! within a hours lunch break, so techincally with ten minutes transport each way, 40 minutes!


anyway, enough of me ranting about the capacity of this God of a man... the pictures!

Poobs VS All-Poobs-Can-Eat Indian

Sometimes to fully understand an animal, you have to view it in it's natural environment, so that's what we did with our man, Poobs. We ventured out, outside of standard lunch tie hours to a place we'd only heard tell of in stories and legend of ole'.

The Amantola All-You-Can-Eat Indian Buffet!

Now legend tells of how Poobs ventures to this mysterious venue of a Sunday lunch time, to take his fill (or until they kick him out because the buffet's over) of Indian food. Now as I'm sure we've discussed previously Poobs is not a man for the spicy food that is usually found within Indian cuisine, but what our Hero does enjoy is quantity... the more the better, and the clue is in All-You-Can-Eat name.

Due to the pure shock of the event I wasn't able to full chronicle the event in the manner it deserved, but I did manage to take a photo of each dish at various points, so remember that his is just a small glimpse into the world, but trust me a glimpse is all you need... Enjoy!

Poobs VS Table Manners

Now, when you think of Poobs, I know the last thing you probably think about is table manners or even reservation... but look closer, look back at our Breakfast Bin Lid posts, look at the concentration in his face, look at how meticulous way he carefully cuts up each Bin Lid into careful sections, with his trusty plastic knife and fork.

Now you may be thinking, "How very cultured", but to be honest, our man, Poobs, isn't thinking about being neat, he's just making sure he taht a single crumb of that heart-attack inducing feast doesn't escape the slobbering prison that is his mouth...

Just to put it into prospective, here's a few shots of our Hero, trying to eat a Breakfast Bap like a Burger...
oh and there were some cookies as well, but really, we both know they were just an aperitif for our Man in the Man-Sized shirts...

and just a warning, I find it's a lot easier to stomach if you try not to concentrate on the face, or the food, or the hands... actually, do yourself a favour just don't look at the images...

Poobs VS The 3 Course Gammon Feast

Once again the not-so-lean, mean eating machine as shone through with another soul destroying feed.  You may recall how he polished off two enormous breakfast bin-lid baps, well, this is what happened later that day…..

Poobs went out for a nice, family 3-course meal in honour of his good wife’s birthday.  Now, ladies and gents, normally when you hear 3 course meals you’d assume starter, main, dessert.  Not for our hero it isn’t!

3 courses to Poobs means 2 mains and a massive pudding!!  See the images below as he nails down a massive gammon meal, with double egg and pineapple, followed by a scampi and chips, all washed down with a beast of a sundae!!!

Enjoy! …he did! J