Poobs Vs The Mill House Meal Deal

Now it's been a while since there's been an update on here, now it's not because Poob's has stopped eating, oh no, although I must admit our Hero has cut down a lot, but mainly due to the fact that there's not been any difference in his diet, and while the want to update every meal does exist, it would just get equally as boring posting every day about our mountain of a man, Poobs, scoffing down his usual 2/3 burgers. So we've taken a small Hiatus until today...

Today was an office outing, a long time employee of the company was going on maternity and an outing of 20 of us headed out to a local establishment for our lunch time fairwell... Now the local establishment runs a lunch time special of 2 meals for a tenner (£10), designed to get couples into the pub for their lunch time meals, and even have a rule in place that one person can not actually participate in termendous deal, so when we booked seating for the event we had to book an extra seat, so that poobs could feel satisfied with his lunch... for Poobs did not want to share with another person in this amazing deal, oh no, our Hero could not see such a deal pass him by and not indulge his pallette, not feast upon it and sup down every penny  of this meal saver... No, Poobs ordered himself 2 meals, two full main course to satisfy his hunger and want for sustinance on this fateful friday lunch time...

Meal 1 -
10oz* Gammon Steak
Served with chips, peas, grilled tomato and
topped with a fried egg or pineapple.

Meal 2 -
Chicken Burger
Breaded chicken breast fillets topped with bacon, in a toasted bun with Heinz Classic
Burger Sauce and mixed leaves, served with chips and onion rings.

As usual, the English lanuage does not contain the words to describe such a feat of human gluttany,so I'll let the pictures do the talking, although nothing can ever compare to seeing such a feat in the flesh, with you're own mortal eyes...

When approached for comment, the mountain of a man only responded with "I wish we had time for dessert"...

Truely this is a man to be feared people, for one day I worry the flesh of animals may not truely be enough to satisfy him...

Poobs VS Table Manners

Now, when you think of Poobs, I know the last thing you probably think about is table manners or even reservation... but look closer, look back at our Breakfast Bin Lid posts, look at the concentration in his face, look at how meticulous way he carefully cuts up each Bin Lid into careful sections, with his trusty plastic knife and fork.

Now you may be thinking, "How very cultured", but to be honest, our man, Poobs, isn't thinking about being neat, he's just making sure he taht a single crumb of that heart-attack inducing feast doesn't escape the slobbering prison that is his mouth...

Just to put it into prospective, here's a few shots of our Hero, trying to eat a Breakfast Bap like a Burger...
oh and there were some cookies as well, but really, we both know they were just an aperitif for our Man in the Man-Sized shirts...

and just a warning, I find it's a lot easier to stomach if you try not to concentrate on the face, or the food, or the hands... actually, do yourself a favour just don't look at the images...

Poobs Vs Double Breakfast Bin Lid Challenge

Now and again in human history there comes a time when the world sits on the edge of their seats, with bated breath.

1066 | Battle of Hastings.
1334-48 | The Black Plague
1453 | The Hundred Years War ends
1666 | First English language newspaper is published
1879 | Edison patents the electric lightbulb  
1914-18 | World War 1
1939-45 | World War 2
1961 | First humans in space
2001 | President of the American Empire, declares a "War on Terror"

all these events make us as a race (human), who we are today, and we can proudly announce here at Poobs Vs Food that we can add an another date to that list...

2011 | Poobs attempts his first food based challenege

You read that right, our hero, the defining man of this century, Poobs, has attempted his first set challenge.

Many of our readers have demanded that we set a task for Poobs to attempt, so we here at Poobs Vs Food have made this dream come true, with immense pride, I welcome all of you to...

Vs Double Breakfast Bin Lid Challenge

Over watched by our local God of Thunder, THOR, to make sure that no rules were broken. We set Poobs, the challenge of eating two entire Full English Breakfast Bin-Lids. A tremendous feat for any human digestive system, but was it too much for our man, Poobs?

Well as always we were there on the scene with camera in hand, to record this tremendous event in history, pictures to follow...

So we're half way through, one bin-lid down... We stopped for a moment to make sure our man in the field was ok. Poob's response was "Meh", we on the other hand were feeling rather nauseous, but we soldiered through, not wanting to miss a second of this record breaking attempt in motion... and so did our Hero

So had our man succeeded in his challenge, we brought in the big guns and turned to our guest referee, THOR, to make the final decision.

After studying closely all evidence, and after witnessing all of the carnage first hand, THOR made his final judgement and announced the winner of this momentous challenge...

POOBS

So for the record guys, that is Poobs 1 - Food 0.

When approached once again for comment on how he could achieve such a gastronomic task, our Man responded "I think I could go for third!". Unfortunatly, he didn't as he was going out for a Gammon based meal that evening with his Dearly Beloved, who's birthday is on Sunday and Poob's needs to buy her something special, because she deserves it...

oh and apparently we have pictures of the Gammon based feast as well on the way, once again courtesy of his wife, Anna...