Poobs VS The Rat Van: All Day Breakfast and Friends

Outside our place of work there is a little tiny Rat Van, ran by a rather attractive young lady, who like's to satisfy Poobs. Now before you all get up in arms, and start shouting "What about our Hero's loyal wife, Anna?", not in that way, get all of your minds out of the gutter, what this lady provides is Food, please note the capital F, that is not a typo, it's just that the type of food this lady brings into the world requires it.

For just the measly cost of £3.50, you can order from this delightful establishment an item only dreamed about and only ever created by the most adventurous of hung-over people, A Full-English Breakfast Bap... but that will be for another post, because this post is of a larger scale...

On this particular day, our Rat Van Lady had run out of Bin-Lid Baps, the required ingredient for one of these baps and our Hero was forced to order something else. Our Hero is a creature of habit, and thrown from this by the lack of baps, he went on an ordering rampage, ordering for himself, a Full-English Breakfast, a Chicken Burger and being such a loyal customer, our favourite lady even threw in a free slice of cake...

Now that doesn't sound much but lets put it into perspective:
2 full sausages, Slices of delicious bacon, a slice of black pudding, an egg, a huge amount of beans, some slices of tomato & a hand full of mushrooms all served, in a box all topped off with far too much GARLIC SAUCE & accompanied by 2 slices of toast, a home-made chicken burger and a delicious slice of blue-berry topped cake (also in the picture was a large £2 worth of juice from the local Co-op)...

Once again, I fail for words, so we'll fall back onto the pictures to do the talking for us: