STOP PRESS - POOBS IN FOOD SHARING SHOCK!

The pictures you are about to see may shock and disturb some of you. If you are of a nervous disposition, easily offended, pregnant or otherwise, please look away. Not three days ago, the man mountain Poobs was caught on camera doing the unthinkable. He was spotted by no less that two witnesses 'Sharing food'.

Caught red handed - poobs shares food with unnamed victim

Followers of Poobs vs Food have flooded in with thousands of texts exclaiming their disgust and disappointment at his behaviour, but i can confirm it was done with good reason and the best of intentions. Inside sources say that the item in question - a cherry - was heavily laced with some kind of tranquiliser so that the unsuspecting victim would fall asleep, leaving the remains of his dinner at the mercy of the master devourer. This evening, We have been unable to reach Poobs for questioning. He is apparently at McDonalds.